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Would Jesus turn water into wine at a same-sex wedding?

Marie Antoinette must be ghostwriting editorials and judicial opinions now, because all we hear from the bench or on the internet these days is let them eat cake. Yes, today’s pundits and jurists can...

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You’re doing it wrong

Clueless politicians on the right and left are trying to relate to our generation by unironically appropriating internet memes. Exhibit A: BIG GOVERNMENT TROLLING. This appropriation of doge by the...

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Hipster liturgists: or, Why I am an Episcopalian

There is a phenomenon which you have probably heard about if you are an evangelical Christian, which is that Young People These Days Are Really Into Liturgy. Christianity Today may be responsible for...

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The best hipster baby names

A major principle of being a hipster is that you want to be the trend-setter. You want to be ahead of whatever will be popular in the future. Once the bandwagon starts rolling, it’s too late to jump...

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Farting around at National Review

Conservatives: we don’t have to freak out about National Review. They haven’t “sold out,” and they haven’t endorsed same-sex marriage, as you can see from articles like these. Their only error is that...

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Should we get rid of the child tax credit?

Greg Thornbury and Amity Schlaes fail to convince me of the benefits of a flat tax.

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Buzzfeed Bans ‘Basic;’ or, Slouching Toward Cultural Marxism

A writer for the alchemic Buzzfeed (a philosopher’s stone which turns all it touches into virulent internet content) explains “why we actually hate all things pumpkin spice.” Turns out, we don’t hate...

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Why We Need Organized Religion: Starbucks Edition

Once again, "Christians" are supposedly raising the hue and cry against Starbucks.

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Mother of God: Two Guys Almost Lost Their Pet Human Child

We all need to feel sorry for two men who, as Buzzfeed reports, nearly lost custody of the male human child they had bought and paid for, through the unreasonable malice of a rogue judge. The male...

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A Modest Defense of Tobacco

Our cultural moment is inundated with 90s nostalgia. Not too long ago our political choices were restricted to a Clinton or a Bush. Our current chief executive is functionally a living answer to the...

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